MEET THE ULTRABALLERS!

“There is no sustainable form of Superbase Ultraball without Isabella's revolutionary First Aid practices. Long ago immortalized for immortalizing the game itself.” 

“A Pioneer of the game, Catalina was the first Ultraballer to enter the Forever Loop.  Many say that she is the divine champion of the Baseball God. 

 "Stella Pain plays Ultraball to hurt people. To shed blood. To feel alive. And the crowd loves it.” 

 "A pitcher of extraordinary skill and control, Kiko Hatto is a TEC icon and a hero to pitchers from all corners of the world." 

 "Zipp is a Lunarkin that does not move the way humans do. His keen senses and radical agility allow routine exploitation of fielder's limits." 

 “Julio Blaster ate the arm of a demon general, and now a violent thirst for blood possesses him when he pitches.“ 

 There is no more famous glove in the game. Bembe has performed defensive acts on the field that even other legends can only dream of imitating.” 

 “Big America Gunners excel at hitting, and put the ball exactly where they are told to.” 

 “The TEC Venger is a former medical bot that developed an unprecedented AI quirk - a sense of justice. Ultraballers must be wary about what they do on the field under the Venger’s watchful sensors.” 

“The Comet is the face of The Cosmic Club, and every on-field success amplifies her roaring fanbase.” 

"Angel is said to be blessed by the Baseball God. In reality, he’s just extraordinarily perceptive and intelligent. He is destined for the Forever Loop."

“Ricky has inexplicably walked away from the kind of physical destruction that would put normal humans in the hospital so many times that many believe he is a demon.”

“The most unhinged and unpredictable Ultraballer in the history of the game. As many games have been won because he was on the field as they have been because he wasn’t.” 

“Both a cunning player and a mover of the illicit tech all too common on the field. Bo-Bae knows exactly what the value of a piece is, and who exactly to sell it to.” 

“One tends to wonder why this 3 foot tall creature is allowed to play the game, but only until one sees him leap 45 feet into the air to catch a ball on its way out of the park while the crowd absolutely loses their mind."

“Pitchers everywhere fear Totiol Cotec. To face him from the mound and lock eyes with him is to feel his presence in your mind, assessing your intent and mechanics.” 

“There is no greater base thief in the Superbase Ultraball era than Antón Dias. Both pitchers and catchers have to keep one eye on him at all times, lest he humiliate them.” 

 “Ultraballers all over the world are delighted to see Gavin wander in from the horizon. He brings incredible stories, mystical artifacts, tremendous laughter, and solid Ultraball fundamentals.” 

 “A remarkably intimidating woman from the Japanese criminal underworld whose life was saved by the game. In her reformation, she has developed a fearful focus and discipline.”  

 “The low frequency noise Plek makes when he’s concentrating is famously disruptive. He has learned to focus it in moments of stress to great effect.” 

“Yanna is speed. Yanna is blinding. Yanna is in control. Don’t touch her headphones.” 

“A grotesque, nightmarish, shambling creature of darkness that does not feel pain. Ignore the smell and you’ve got an invincible teammate.” 

“A beastkin of raw power and alarming temper, Steph Razor is the wall you put on a base to stop theft in its tracks. She once stomped a runner so hard he threw up his own stomach.” 

“Every legend under the sun has trained under Ita Sensei at some point. Even with her old bones, she can still conjure her experience in a narrow but horrifying way.” 

 “Cosmic Club engineers created the Explosivo 3000 for advanced batting practice, but it was so entertaining in the laboratory environment they turned it into a very popular bot Ultraballer.” 

 “Mateo Bomba’s extraordinary popularity is palpably demoralizing to the opponent team - no one else has fans when Mateo is on the field.” 

"One of the most spectacular Ultraballers to ever play the game. Everything El Claudio does is sensational, from stealing bases to signing autographs.” 

 “A genetically recreated clone of a live ball era roller derby captain, Chloe Confetti is a strategist, a leader, and a speed demon. When she supports you, you feel it to the core.” 

“Yohei Tomo is the last remaining Roninballer, and there is likely not a more talented living Ultraballer. Unfortunately, he knows it. When you need to convert money to wins, you bring in Yohei.” 

 “The Baseball God understands that healing cannot happen from nothing, so he sent us his angelic herald Martyr. The game must continue.” 

 “Luis Charger’s relief abilities are unmatched, and he becomes more and more unrestrained as the game carries on.” 

“Ultraballers are terrified to hit to Ilaria. She has no interest in fielding, and is known to find batters who embarrass her and make them sorry.” 

“Charlotte Jones is a brutally analytical pitcher and coach. The teacher in her wants you to learn and succeed when you need it. The pitcher in her wants to knock you down a peg…when you need it.” 

"No one is certain if this superhuman youngster is fully still with us. She frequently vanishes right off the field after committing some beautiful Ultraball war crime."

“Ultraball chaos has spilled out of Yulia Krovnin ever since returning from her last deep space mission. Some say she saw Baseball Heaven and stared into it for just too long…” 

“A legendary former Ultraballer, coach, and investor of local Ultraball communities. He loves the game and the people love him, so a few special rules follow him wherever he goes so he can remain on the field.” 

“¡Basta ya! Life is too short and too wonderful to spend it spitting out your teeth. Está bien, mijos. Let’s play.” 

“The only thing Delilah Horsnby loves more than Ultraball is scrapping, and she loves it so much that she’ll do it for you. You don’t even have to ask. The rivalry between her and Stella Pain is legendary.”  

"A perpetually frustrated little pond demon that has learned to funnel his rage into absolutely filthy pitching.” 

“Oz Gaster is the name we gave to this celestial creature who absolutely loves the game but doesn’t speak. Its frightening but incredible ability makes every game a spectacle for both the Ultraballers and the crowd.” 

“You will bow to Zatulkan or you will be his latest on-field tribute, which he likes to collect himself.” 

“A well of mystical calmness flows out of Islande Baptiste. The quiet on the field around her defies explanation.”

 “Jeremy 'Cannonball' Lee is man of remarkable strength and stature. The sound it makes when his pitches hit leather is deafening, and rattles loose the thoughts of opponents.” 

“Boom boom Izumi! Blow it all up!

Boom boom Izumi! Take them all down!

Marry me, carry me, Boom Boom Izumi!" 

“Solar Flare Lewis got too close to an orbiter reactor during his engineering career and came back a little physically unstable. Great fundamentals! But sometimes explodes.” 

 “A survivor of the Mixco Arcology conflict, La Granada found a home on the baseball field putting toxic microexplosives in any object within reach.” 

“If Marquesa Zayas doesn’t want to deal with you right now, then she won’t deal with you right now. No one argues. No one is upset. No one is yelling. They’re all too busy being near Marquesa Zayas.” 

"A descendant of the immortal Isabella Lopez, Zach takes great pride in not just carrying on the Ultramedical torch, but taking it onto the field.” 

“Botan was in your dugout. He saw everything. He heard everything. None of you had any idea.” 

“Ultraballers all over the world are delighted to see Amber walk out of the spaceport. She brings unforgettable tales, celestial baubles, side splitting comraderie, and solid Ultraball pitching.” 

 “A fruitful career full of sponsorships and promotional partnerships has left Nana Dinero with much wealth, which she gladly shares with her team.” 

“An enormously popular and charismatic Ultraballer, Tetonia plays the crowd like a fiddle which roars to life with every hit.” 

“The Great goes to bat when she damn well pleases, and anyone who argues swallows a few teeth.” 

 “Gumo Chan is there to entertain, distract, and make light of this grisly sport for younger spectators. Every bouncing, comedic appearance of Gumo Chan is another triumph for the mascot art form.” 

“Helping your team win Superbase Ultraball? Kind of fun. Helping the other team lose Superbase Ultraball? VERY FUN.” 

“Papo Titu is a deeply intimidating beastkin whose feral posturing makes opponent Ultraballers shit their pants.”

“A practicer of the dark arts, Victor has the uncanny ability to twist fate to suit his whims. However, the blood tax must be paid…” 

“Cyrus leverages his unfathomable experience into on-field success by waiting until the chaos subsides, and exploiting the calm.”

 "The insults that fly out of Su-Jin’s mouth are so vile that batters enduring her, even from across the field, often forget their fundamentals.” 

“An ambitious star witch who desired a competitive edge, Luna peered into the chaos with her own eyes until it blinded her. She may have lost her sight, but she gained so much more.” 

 “El Campeón brings a special type of crowd to the stadium who yearns for combat, and his presence promotes a very gladiatorial atmosphere among the athletes.” 

 “Lisette is a seafaring privateer who circles the Ballmuda Triangle in her fleet, looking for coastal and shipborn games that have room for her. A talented Ultraballer with too strong a lust for coin…” 

 “A veteran of many wars both planetside and beyond, Lasorda is a brilliant leader. He is the only living man that all other Ultraballers tacitly agree to obey.”  

 “The pioneer of Ultra Kabuki, Higeki is a performer at heart, but an Ultraballer in name and family. Compulsively expressing his sadness on the field, he moves other Ultraballers to tears.” 

 “A begrudging little psychic space gremlin that loves the game but is terribly short of stature. Fortunately for his career, he has found a way to compensate - by attacking the minds of other Ultraballers.” 

 “Mesoguild bot that is entertainingly overtuned to perform incredible acts of speed and then crumble into gears in the grass. It always comes back though.” 

 “A cunning, cold-blooded consultant that Ultraball teams beg to throw all their money at. She has the entire game in her head from the start, and her strategies very quickly turn games around.” 

 “The oldest of the Pain sisters. A brawler so renowned that the crowds she draws in makes up for her overly zealous (and frequent) technical violations.” 

 “A veteran of many wars both planetside and beyond, Kuriyama is an iron fisted genius. She is the only living woman that all other Ultraballers tacitly agree to obey.” 

“This wastelander doesn’t particularly love Ultraball, but when he brings his special friend to the nearest stadium he makes enough Stacks to eat for the month.” 

“Bryan ‘The Kid’ Harris’ special friend. He LOVES Ultraball."

"An occultist of pure spite, scorned by teammates and opponents alike. Unfortunately, the scorn only empowers her, and brings her extra satisfaction when she ravages you from a distance with black magics.” 

 “Dante's abnormal efficiency greatly improves the first response situation for his team. Additionally, he makes Alcapurrias that knock socks off.” 

 “A mysterious boy whose mere thoughts seem to shift the fabric of reality on the field. Many believe he carries a shard of the Baseball God within himself.” 

“Min-Jun got her name from being benevolent to a fault. A healer to the core, she cannot endure the sight of anyone in pain, regardless of their relationship to her or her team.” 

"Equally beloved by both The Baseball God and Mother Chaos, Abyssa mystically converts unpredictability into raw power. The more Chaos a team brings to the field, the stronger this raw power becomes.” 

“You know Bruja De Sangre is in the vicinity when your hands go clammy, your breath feels cold, and your heart rate increases for no conceivable reason. Her blood magics are already working their way into you…”

"Arguably the most advanced of all the Ultrabots, it is capable of scanning, replicating, and applying the intrinsic ability of a nearby Ultraballer. The more powerful and diverse the opponent team, the better.” 

“The youngest of the Pain Sisters. She may not have the brawling chops of her older sisters, but her ability to instigate violent conflict is without peer.” 

“Taka loves Ultraball almost as much as he loves food. No one cares that he is a mediocre athlete; they care that he is master sushi chef who’s value is in his gleeful support of other’s bellies.” 

"Krumpus got all the protein in the Fieldgoblin litter that him and his little brother Stumpus spawned in. Let him boil for a bit, and he becomes one of the best relief hitters in the game.” 

 “Diego Marcano is a folk hero from the Mesolands, immortalized and cherished by the Baseball God. His appearance in any Mesolands city is marked by carnivals.” 

 “Gloria is one of the most revered and respected Ultraballers in the game. Her appearance in any part of the world is met with endless hospitality and press, yet she remains a quiet and calm force of focus and capability.” 

 “Lost in time and space, the Wanderer has been playing Baseball since the start of the live ball era. His unique abilities have been long lost but his fundamentals are legendary.” 

 “Masuda-san was put in stasis during the life ball era to preserve the perfect Japanese baseball player. Now out of stasis before the baseball god, his ascent has begun.” 

 “A flickering and ethereal manifestation of an ancient baseball player from a long lost form of the game.” 

“Javier offers protection to Ultraballers traveling through the more wartorn and dangerous parts of the Mesolands in exchange for a place on the field.”

“In addition to being an elite Ultraballer, Cherelle is a famous DJ, promoter, and event planner. She brings massive parties and celebrations to any field she plays at.” 

“As long as Sampson Dubois stays on the field, he stays out of the bottle. As kind as he is troubled, any Ultraballer with a heart lets Sampson on the team to keep him out of trouble.” 

“The most unorthodox Yakuza boss alive, Daisuke does all of his business between games. The money, drugs, and guns he moves through the Ultraball circuit is unimaginable.” 

“There’s no birth or registration records of any kind for this mysterious woman with seafoam green eyes. She just appeared in the dugout of Cosma Stadium one day and began playing elite Ultraball in a fascinating trance…” 

“With a ranching and cattle empire that now runs itself, the beautiful man known in the Mesolands as El Gaucho is free to roam the planet and play Ultraball to his heart’s content.” 

“An evangelist for the Communist Federal Party of Neo Havana, Gabrielle’s job is to spread the red doctrine through the game. And every time she goes yard it works.” 

“No one is quite sure if Mr. Fuzzy is a mutant, hybrid, or beastkin, but no one ultimately cares. Once he escaped the Helldome Zoo and started playing, his consistent all-Star game was all that mattered.” 

 “Famous for being an interchangeable catcher and pitcher, no one understands the very concept of the battery like Makiko. She’ll make the other half better while killing it on her end.” 

“A menacing extraterrestrial player that excels at every aspect of the sport. It likes to slowly eat and digest baseball gloves, and continuing to play is the best way to access this treat.” 

“A man from the deepest and most sacred part of the Mesolands, Mictin plays with his entire heart on every single play of every single game. His on-base celebratory dancing is world renowned and whips the crowd into a chanting frenzy.” 

“The most talented fixer in the area surrounding the Islandball Colliseo. In exchange for his services, he will take cash...or a place on a team.”

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“Hana is not just a high level Ultraballer, she’s also a progressive death metal musician that regularly stages political protests and radical anti-class musical festivals.”

“Karla comes from a multi-generational asteroid mining dynasty, and plays her guts out for the miners up above every time she steps on the field.”

 “A revolting, sad, disappointing figure who excels at nothing and taints everything around him. It is unknown why there is ever a bat in his hands, but illlicit whispers point towards the bookies…”